Collette Collette

shiver:

collettecollette replied to your post: Like the name of your blog ;) and loving what you post x

HOW DARE YOU CHEAT ON ME. I CANT BELIEVE THIS. IM GONE FOR TWO DAYS AND YOU MOVE ON ALREADY. WAY TO KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS LADY. gonna go cry all my tears in a jar and send it to you so you can see how sad I am :******( WAAAHHHH

XXZXCUZZXXX ME

1 you were gone for like two weeks don’t kid yourself

2 i seriously have this gaping hole in my heart where you used to be and i needed it filled fast, i’m like a dog in heat, you know

3 i have a bottle of andré brut that i got because you always get brut and so you can have the whole thing, i bought it for you tbh

4 under one condition you drink it tomorrow while slut dancing with me at whatever shady motel we are staying at (where we are getting ready btw)

5 that tear jar sounds like some pretty avant garde decor tbh maybe do that, and then one day you can pour it out in the ocean and it’ll be like spreading the ashes of your sadness and you can be happy? like? do that?

6 this is england is such a perfect movie, heard they made a tv show out of it that wasn’t as good

7 seriously i have so many things to say to you this is what happens when dexter ends and we don’t make excuses to have date nights except that i’m sick like, really sick and also have an old woman back apparently

8 i just miss and love you so much ok

9 BE AT MY HOUSE AT 4PM OR EARLIER TOMORROW OR ELSE

10 hey anyone else thanks for reading this

1. I was not gone from tumblr for two weeks ok, i was gone from real life - there is a difference

2. me too bb. dying slowly on the inside….

3. i have a bottle of champagne as well, classy shit from Costco yo

4. i have no idea. i feel/look like shit right now so we’ll see if i even have it in me to be social today

5. maybe that will be my project that will jump start my famous art career and then we can travel the world crying into jars and other containers and sell it for $$$$$$$$

6. This Is England is perfect and This Is England ‘86 and ‘88 are perfect as well altho a bit uncomfortable (if you watch it you’ll know EXACTLY what I mean)

7. you seriously need to go to a doctor or somethin bc i swear every time i talk to you you’re sick again! annnnd date nights will resume bc we have to watch The King’s Speech, all of Misfits, re-watch Dexter and start Absolutely Fabulous

8. need you in my life like cray cray

9. OR ELSE WHAT HUH?!?!?! I’d like to see angry Katie

10. we are gracing the good ppl of tumblr with our ridiculous online conversations which are obviously gold

I just have a job now haha. ill be back soon.

“When you do something noble and beautiful and nobody noticed, do not be sad. For the sun every morning is a beautiful spectacle and yet most of the audience still sleeps.”

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John Lennon